$30.00
Calm the F@#k Down Crystal Kit
Keywords: Peace • Relax • Release
Life’s coming at you fast? People testing your patience? Overthinking every damn thing? Breathe, babe. This crystal kit is here to help you unclench your jaw, slow your roll, and drop out of chaos mode. These stones are basically the energetic equivalent of a weighted blanket, a long nap, and someone telling you everything's gonna be fine.
Inside this chill pill disguised as a crystal pouch:
💙 Blue Lace Agate – Soft-spoken and sweet—like the best kind of friend who listens without judgment and hands you tea.
🌀 Botswana Agate – Gentle AF. Helps you process all the stuff you’ve been bottling up since 2007.
🤍 Howlite – The original chill stone. Lowers your blood pressure just by existing near you.
🌿 Kambaba Jasper – Earthy, ancient, and grounding. The wise forest witch of the group.
💗 Kunzite – For when your heart needs a hug and your emotions need a soft place to land.
💜 Lepidolite – Rich in lithium and sass. Balances moods and says, “Nope, not today, chaos.”
🌱 Moss Agate – Like a walk in nature without leaving your house. Grounds you in green, serene energy.
Toss this kit in your bag, keep it on your desk, or shove it in your bra—whatever works. Just remember: you deserve peace, you deserve boundaries, and you absolutely deserve to Calm the F@#k Down.
Includes: Blue Lace Agate, Botswana Agate, Howlite, Kambaba Jasper, Kunzite, Lepidolite, Moss Agate
Same as the Calming kit with a better name
